A joke is text or something someone says with a punchline that makes another person smile or laugh. Below are examples of computer-related jokes we’ve collected and their punchlines that may bring you some amusement. We’ve also linked related pages that may help those not familiar with certain computer terms to help understand the joke if it’s too geeky.
Computer jokes and computer humor
Why was the computer cold?
It left its Windows open.
Related information: Windows
Why did the cat buy a computer?
He liked to play with the mouse.
Related information: Computer, Mouse
Why did the computer keep sneezing?
It had a virus.
Related information: Virus
Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
Related information: PowerPoint, Slide
Why do Java developers wear glasses?
Because they don’t C# (see sharp).
Related information: C#, Java
Why did the computer show up at work late?
It had a hard drive.
What is an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer?
The spacebar.
Related information: Spacebar
There are 10 types of people in the world.
Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
Related information: Binary
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte.
Related information: Byte
I got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
Related information: Keyboard, Shift key
What did the spider do on the computer?
Made a website.
Related information: Website
Why did the developer go broke?
Because he used up all his cache.
Related information: Cache, Developer
What do you get when you cross a computer and a life guard?
A screen saver.
Related information: Screen saver
Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas?
Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.
Related information: Decimal, Octal
How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screenshots.
Related information: Screenshot
Why was the cell phone wearing glasses?
It lost its contacts.
Related information: Cell phone, Contacts
What do you call an iPhone that isn’t kidding around?
Dead Siri-ous.
Related information: iPhone, Siri
What does a proud computer call his son?
A microchip off the old block.
Related information: Micro, Microchip
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.
Related information: Data
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. It’s a hardware problem.
Related information: Hardware, Programmer
What do you call a computer that sings?
A Dell. (Like Adele the singer.)
Related information: Dell
What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes?
She sticks it in the microwave.
Related information: Freeze
Why did the computer squeak?
Because someone stepped on it’s mouse.
Related information: Mouse
Why did C++ decide to not go out with C?
Because C has no class.
Related information: C, C++, Class
What does a king computer do?
Execute his programs.
Related information: Execute
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn’t get arrays
Related information: Array
Why did the computer go to the dentist?
Because it had Bluetooth.
Related information: Bluetooth
Know any good jokes about UDP?
Yeah, but you might not get it…
Related information: UDP
Funny computer sayings
Below are funny computer-related sayings with no punchline.
If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0.
Related information: Version
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
The box said “Requires Windows 95 or better’” So, I installed Linux.
Related information: Linux, Windows 95
CAPS LOCK - Preventing Login Since 1980.
Related information: Caps Lock
April fools joke, Meme, Rickroll, Web comic
Related information
- What things to do when bored on the Internet.
